Friday, August 31, 2007

In a Department Far Far Away

Disclaimer:All characters appearing in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

A long long time ago, in a an IIT far far away. The senate council decided to create a new brethren to meet the (so called) challenges of the future. 28 brave souls enlisted for this adventure into the wild. After two years of rigorous training lets see how far these young padawans have felt the power of the force:

T(F)ool: universally applicable tool
ADi: Cyber buff
(C)ork: drugs don't work(under the influence of pheromones)
Asti: a 9 pointer with no interest
Bharat(h): ALAK guy:" isn't he a day scholar???"
Deep Pan: All work and no play still the jack is a bright boy
Hypo(man with 3 names): Jobless guy always at work
Proxy: Innocence is a sin
Chamiya: problem of too many males in life
ID(ea)R: Hairy nest
Atru: Wrong place, wrong time(class rep in 1st year)
Kart: nothing normal about him
Asif: Last man standing always for the lost cause
Atul(r):What??..When???...How.................
Dribble: Data not available
rajiv:VA (virtually anonymous)
Pogo(stick): always testing space time continuum (turning back time by 30 min)
Rampened: jack of all but fundae GAWD
Sirisha: how can you defy her highness?
POOh-POOh, no sorry TWO-TWO: sri sisumbaji (at world's end)
Bala: Its my life!!!!!!!
DEAN: last man speaking as world ends
BOOS: man from another realm of reality
Vikas: first impression is the lasting impression
Chittad: PSEUD(O) Punjabi puttar
YSR: I am a disco jumper

14 comments:

Vikas Shenoy said...

Pretty cool!!!

But I demand an explanation; first impression is the lasting impression??!!

Unknown said...

succeed, we shall !!!
may the force be with us all.

Anonymous said...

chunda

Chinmay Deodhar (hypo) said...

brilliant stuff dude!!

Chinmay Deodhar (hypo) said...

actually i also demand an explanation... why 3 names?
perhaps you should explain some of the less obvious ones..

Rampy said...

@varun
why da, getting so pained?

Rampy said...

@chinmay
DEodhar, Chinmay, Vikas these can be 3 first names. What more explaination do you need?

Apurv said...

Really nice work to start with dude...
I guess my pestering worked.. :P
But can u throw more light on my description??? It is not very obvious...

Vikas Shenoy said...

Ya actually, Rampy has put vague stuff about each of us that is fun to read but difficult to understand.

We protest! :P

Rampy said...

@ork
@vikas
I wanted to keep it humorous but not offending.so some ambiguity was bound to be there.

SDK said...

Similar one for the wing dude....
Only this time, you can be as offending as possible.We won't mind

jimmy said...

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Anonymous said...

dude??
is that the only thing u saw in me?
"DANCE" alone??
or any thing else??[:P]

Sirisha Kurada said...

Her highness is pleased [:P] may the gods be with us!!!!